Below are some facts known for ages. They are true and should be respected.
Wise Old Sayings or Rules of Management:
- The Boss is always right!
- If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1. Or… If the Boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
- If you enter the Boss’s office with an idea of your own, you must leave the office with the Boss’s ideas.
- The Boss does not sleep. He rests.
- The Boss is never late. He is just delayed elsewhere.
- The Boss never leaves his work; his attention is just required elsewhere
- The Boss does not read the paper in the office. He studies.